i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe